The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 20, 2016

Sleep U

A 20 defense pure on a MMO game called RuneScape. He can't tank for longer then 30 seconds and loves the show EastEnders. He is also in love with someone by the name of PvP.

Dude don't keep flirting with him, you'll become a Sleep U.

by ATyrant August 06, 2009

Sleep Crew

Anyone who falls assleep while in the middle of chillin with people.

ron:hey wheres radell?
john:oh, he sleep crew.

by rayraytastey March 06, 2009

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 04, 2020

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 18, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign June 21, 2007

Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 06, 2020