skin thirty

Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch

person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty

by xgxthx February 9, 2017

skin stick

Another name for a penis

If my boyfriend wore grey sweatpants then I would be able to see the outline of his skin stick.

by Vick B. November 30, 2017

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.

"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

saying the joke but louder

amy schumer

"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder

by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019

Skindle

Reading tablet made only for porn, the deluxe version comes equipped with a splash guard and lotion dispenser.

Oh man, I just got scat juice all over my Kindle and now it's not working.

Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.

by Throat Coat 4U December 10, 2019

skin balloon

The act of holding your foreskin closed with your fingers or a small amount of glue and urinating into it causing it to expand like a balloon.

What is David holding over Rays head?

David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!

by Danny’s rusty sheriffs badge January 5, 2023