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The place where the best and worst things happen in your life as a teenager
"School helped me to find my wife, it also gave me my smoking habit."
by joedag000 May 24, 2019
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the devils lair
you get up early in the morning just to go to a stuffy building with no windows and have stupid bullshit ranted to you all day to result in nothing but boredness, but oh wait, that bullshit you have to somehow memorize like your fucking einstein or something, and then you have to use that bullshit on a test, which if you fail, oh sucks for you your life is ruined and no retest! you have to pretend to be nice to all the bitches that are around you because if your mean then whoops they call your parents. as if all this shit isn't enough you gotta take home homework, which if you don't do you fail the fucking subject, as the teachers are total hypocrites and say shit thats supposed to be inspirational like oh don't worry theres no such thing as failing but then you get a fucking f on your essay and boo hoo your life is over.
so thanks teachers we now know that there actually is such thing as hell.
kid: wait, is that a jail
friend: no dumbass thats school
by koolkiddyfucklife June 3, 2019
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gay as hell and a fucking hellhole. Its the most disgusting place ever, were you find thots and annoying lunch ladies. Good luck surviving here for a seventh of your life. After a while your body will fucking decay and you will realize what people mean when they say ‘near death experience
Joe: “Dude, yeah, School is a fucking hellhole. Becky was all up in my dms bro, what a thot.
by Hehehevegrvfhixusw June 3, 2019
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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Why are we here?
Because you need to go to school to be successful
Whyyyyy?
That’s how society works, now get to work
Kill me now.
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School meaning

S-ix
C-ruel
H-ours

O-f

O-ur

L-ives
by Izzy_2006 June 16, 2019
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