Rusty Stopsign

When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.

Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.

You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.

by Wankmaster95 March 7, 2016

rusty dusty

A 30's Jazz dance move; the follow will hitch up a few inches of dress from the thigh and shake out the dress by flicking the dress/skirt down and up The lead can use the top of their trouser pockets, there is a slight shuffling movement forward four counts and then backwards for four.

Shake off your rusty dusty.

by Rustycables November 29, 2016

rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.

I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.

by Tree hugger July 29, 2017

Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.

Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Rusty Spur

When the girl is riding you reverse cowgirl while on her period. You cum in her then slap her ass to make her stand up which causes the menstrual/cum mixture to run down her legs to her ankles.

Martha wanted to be a cowgirl so I gave her the rusty spur last night.

by G2theGreek November 20, 2019

Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.

Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…

by Zyxlot May 1, 2022

Reverse rusty trombone

Being blown why your girl massaging your prostate with the dildo

I love it when my girl sucks my dick will she fucks me in the ass with her dildo.
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone

by slimbeau April 21, 2017