When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
Get the Royal Failmug. by Guesswhobois September 23, 2020
Get the 902 royalsmug. royal is a godly smash player, more or less bored half the time and loves arson. this walking tank of a man makes chuck noriss his bitch, with each step he takes a new universe comes into existence. with the power to tear a hole into the fabric of the universe, he sleeps.
royal is cool
by layor November 5, 2021
Get the Royalmug. "I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."
"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."
"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."
by desertedsilk June 11, 2022
Get the Royal flushmug. The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.
by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025
Get the Crown Royalmug. by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022
Get the Sloppy Royalemug. One of the best virtual concert experiences you'll ever get. Created by the best Fortnite Creative builder and will steal hours of your time.
by Mister Omega December 28, 2021
Get the Disco Royalemug.