Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

shadow relationship

A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.

You will never know how many shadow relationships you have.

by Christian is great January 7, 2024

Lean relationship

A relationship where none of the involved parties are bringing their children into the mix. This may imply that neither of the individuals have any children of their own, or the one pursuing a relationship does want to take on any additional children from the potential partner.

They are pretty attractive but they do have kids, and I'm only interested in a lean relationship.

by Lloyd Cruxmyth January 17, 2024

Subfugitive relationship

A Sub-par relationship with a fugitive.

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.

by LL3Y December 11, 2023

healthy relationship

Jackson and Sophie

Person 1: what do you think a healthy relationship looks like?

Person 2: Jackson and Sophie

by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022

mutually abusive relationship

A relationship that is based on unhealthy conflict.

Have you heard of Johnny and Amber’s mutually abusive relationship? Those two love bickering and fighting all the time but both of them seem to love that aspect of it.

by Jsonbourne May 13, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023