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Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
by DenSum December 25, 2020
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Redneck

Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.

Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
Example1:

Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?

Person- I have school so no!

Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.

Example2:

Girl- "daddy"

Daddy- "what"

Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?

Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015
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redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
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redneck

Someone who lacks culture and or sophistication, Usually is indifferent to those with culture and sophistication, Usually contradicts them selfs, Can be very Judgmental, Does not necessarily have to be caucasian. Does not necessarily have to be a racist, Can belong to any income tax bracket, Can have formal education or not, Most modern day Rednecks are not your stereo typical Rednecks in appearance.
People like: Larry The Cable Guy Lower Tax Bracket nice guy non racist Redneck. Sarah Palin Upper tax bracket indifferent contradicting Redneck. About 95% of Republicans are Rednecks.
by turtle66 October 10, 2013
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redneck bath

It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise
(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH
by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017
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Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator
Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge
by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021
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Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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