purple cow

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.

Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!

by stefan April 24, 2005

purple starfish

n. butt hole, anus, rectum used to excrete human waste from the digestive system.

"That girl got her tongue all up in my damn purple starfish. Hell, I told her to get a damn Tic Tac she want to kiss me again."

by Kjackoh November 28, 2006

Purple Bone

A girl who usually has creamy, caramel skin. Their gorgeous, irresistible and usually hard to find

Person One: Damn, she a fine Yellow bone

Person Two: Nah, she a Purple bone man!

by AsherFlasher<3 June 19, 2010

Purple Fuck

A delicious beverage made primarily from Sprite, with enough blue drink mix and Hawaiian Punch to turn the drink a lightish purple. This drink is like sugary sex.

Dude, we gotta mix up some Purple Fuck for that party.

by Cap'n King June 18, 2009

Hot Purple

to be extremely cool.
forget cool to be hot purple you must be of complete and total ace-ness and be super boss :

"dang that girl emma is so hot purple"

by lameface livi June 22, 2008

purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

by jason dye May 15, 2003

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008