A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 25, 2019
Get the Puppymug. by Macknoel November 20, 2009
Get the Puppy pokingmug. Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”
“girl, stop being a slut puppy”
*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*
^slut puppy moment
“girl, stop being a slut puppy”
*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*
^slut puppy moment
by matt murdock whore <3 April 7, 2022
Get the Slut Puppymug. The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.
by Echgoddess December 14, 2022
Get the screaming puppymug. by St. Chode January 7, 2025
Get the wall puppymug. hot. smash.
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
Get the Jawless Puppymug. by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021
Get the puppy snackmug.