Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Ball pudding

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering

Jesse's ball pudding killed my nymphomaniac sex drive, which was impressive to say the least.

by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024

Pudding lips

An insult to a girl that’s blonde

Paige has pudding lips

by Beastmonster123 December 22, 2020

pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.

I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.

by The great winkworm July 31, 2015

Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

my pudding cup

My pudding cup

My pudding cup

by MamaLapusika November 10, 2017

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021