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Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
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Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019
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Painty the Pirate

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!
by CyndaChu February 2, 2019
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.
"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."
by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023
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pirate of the carribean

a person that lives in the area of the carribean that pirates stuff
that cuban guy seemed suspiciously like a pirate of the carribean
by Samucob123 February 4, 2023
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