Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

Road Pirate by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate 

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate by aspen1974 February 4, 2010

butt pirate 

One who engages in gay acts with other men. One who likes to pack the shit of another man. He often yells out arrrr when hes givin it his boyfriend Sonny. Also engages in butt pirate role playing games. Has a special little name too.

Rehmeyer really gave it to his boyfriend Vitale. He is the ultimate butt pirate.

butt pirate by Drane October 6, 2007

butt pirate ass fucker

a nickname use commonly for gay people like david.

That guy standing over there in those tight pants is a butt pirate ass fucker.

butt pirate ass fucker by Alex Monteith April 12, 2008

Angry Bitch Pirate 

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

Angry Bitch Pirate by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008

Gay Pirate 

A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.

The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.

Gay Pirate by Vindicator13 February 9, 2010

gimpy pirate 

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.

I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!

gimpy pirate by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004