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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
mugGet the Picking your kippermug.

Pick me up round

A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.
John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.
by 09Dylan14 February 19, 2011
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Pick me

PICK ME = a woman who reciprocates everything, she will leave when there’s no reciprocation. Also is a low IQ term created by marginally desired women

used to describe the top desired women who men want
Women A: I want a man who's six feet tall handsome, long d A weekend house with a lot of money he writes poetry.. he’s a thug who lifts weights, fights is a reverend thug gangster, drug dealer scammer, etc. And he gives me all his money and pays all of my bills.

Most women responding: oh girl I want that too you, should have preferences and standards. You shouldn't settle for less you can get that man he's 100% possible and it’s not delusional at all.

Women b. I want a good man that knows his worth. He's kind he's a Potential father and husband. He's doing well by himself his vibe is right he protects and provides for his assets, not his liabilities and I will be submissive and cooperative to him because of that, I want a real decent man who loves himself

Most women respond: oh you will never get that man you're a PICK ME you're a slave I could never. How dare you want a man we can't get you such a pick me… you’re a delusional pick me..

Most women responding are single mothers or older ugly bitter women with no options. Or a combination of all It's never a woman with a good man or high self-esteem bashing other women.
by WillOnCode October 12, 2025
mugGet the Pick memug.

Pick me

A girl that says shes one of the boys and hates all other girls
by I am a wolf November 14, 2023
mugGet the Pick memug.

Pick up line

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"
by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021
mugGet the Pick up linemug.

Pick A Dick

The choice a female (or male) make when deciding what dick to take.
Man "Pick A Dick"
Woman "Geesh. Don't rush me. I'm thinking"
mugGet the Pick A Dickmug.

Picking about

The bit before Sex you know picking about

- Camkirkhambaby
The bit before the deed so like picking about

Wtf is Picking about?
by Iaintyourdaddy0_0 September 14, 2021
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