Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023

bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group

Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.

by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021

snooker table

A pool table.

The snooker table has balls

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.

My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.

by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023