couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy
See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato
by glendasweeney November 28, 2019
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couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 09, 2017
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Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
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couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 26, 2013
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catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
by Bankmaser November 04, 2020
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couch titties

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.
by purpleHEW February 15, 2024
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Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
by HJT7 April 05, 2016
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