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poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.
Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...
by bconti3092 July 31, 2012
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Step-Bag

A person's step dad who in all means is a douche bag that thinks he knows what's right all the time, usually get's the last word on things, labels his sons friends, and does ass whole-ish things.
dude 1: yo dude, your dad was grillen the shit outta me

dude 2: that's my step-bag for ya.
by crackdealer777 September 26, 2011
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bag gaggler

Someone (usually a female but not limited to) who gaggles on any cock that is around and is willing to be gaggled to get a bag of street drugs.....
Look at that bag gaggler gaggaling on that huge cock she'll have a bag of dope in no time.,,
by tex WHITE May 29, 2017
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Mystery Bag

A seemingly illicit substance, usually of a white and powdered composition or occasionally with a yellowish hue.

A mystery bag is usually found in a zip locked baggie during clean up following a rave, a chance but rather delightful encounter. More deliberate encounters may come from a Boom Boom partyboy in the fall out of a festival... Boom Boom will want to keep the party going through Monday.
Yo Brains, check out the mystery bag I just found. Think I got me some chaz to keep the party going, fancy a line?

Eh I'm not so sure about that Boom Boom, it looks a bit weird

Ah screw that Brains ya dry shite

Sniff sniff

Shit, feels like my face is falling off, what the hell was that?

Haha you clown Boom Boom, it's 2ci and the bus home is just about to leave, buckle up😉
by Mysteryb87 May 27, 2019
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enema bag

The combination of a douchebag and an asshole. Not to be taken lightly.
Kanye acted like a complete enema bag at the VMA's.
by Anonymless November 19, 2010
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Drip Bag

A male who no longer produces copious amounts of semen from his man sack and ejaculates only a small or drippy amount of cum during an orgasm.
Sherry loves a heavy cummer so one can imagine her disappointment when she found out her new boyfriend is a drip bag.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.
Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.
by cahhak April 29, 2009
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