Throwing the door open on a friend pooping, and splashing the victim with cold water from a glass. So named for the actions of Colin Umeda, master of the wet dong.
by The All Observing Eye May 04, 2006
by Blumpkin Jones March 05, 2009
by JavierEvans July 17, 2017
Ghetto ass way of getting high that I don't recommend. It is a cigarette (can be a joint too) dipped in embalming fluid. Don't even ask me how terrible it is for your lungs.
We were in Southside Chicago, and a crazy guy smokin a wet daddy bit me in my nose and took my wallet.
by Major December 17, 2004
The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.
by EchidnaBeard May 27, 2016
A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
by wass clayton August 18, 2008
A mexican racial slang slur. It is also meant by mexican workers in teh fields working while sweat accumulates upon their backs. Hence the name "wet back"
by Ethan Frame June 05, 2005