Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.

Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.

by Bobby1236 May 24, 2012

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022

Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.

"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."

by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014

Succ Job

Blow job but it's a vacuum cleaner succing. And it doesn't stop succing. You might lose your dick to a succ job.

OH YES I GOT A SUCC JOB! I HAVE NO DICK BUT I NUTTED OUT BOTH OF MY BALLS AT ONCE! ~Micheal K. Reviews

by DickMcRockHard October 23, 2019

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

by worderamma February 17, 2010