Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.

Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,

by Volki July 15, 2018

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

emulated butter

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

by Pengyus April 23, 2019

Butter sock

Icarly’s Sam uses the butter sock as a weapon is the program and is seen in many episodes including in the spin off show Sam and cat

In the one direction episode
Sam: “I’m getting the butter sock”
Liam: “is that a sock?”
Louis: “full of buttah”

by Peanut :) May 28, 2020

Mondo butter

Hope’s peak caffiteria is now Selling Mondo butter! It is delicious and is made up of the ultimate biker gang leader mondo Owada goes well with toast, pancakes, waffles, sweet corn and you can put it on your sandwiches as well! Although butter is also good with cooking with, such as hope’s peaks famous deep fried Teruteu

Student: delicious mondo butter
Student 2: goes well with my sweet corn and deep fried Teruteru

by Castaway_lillypad June 30, 2022

Rug butter

When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.

"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016