nice troll

A one-liner that claims that the forum thread is a troll

-"I AM THE MAN WHO DID GOATSE!"
-"nice troll"

by iopq October 27, 2004

nicaraguan necktie

A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.

That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.

by Rev.Chez January 26, 2009

genuinely nice people

Canadians. Enough said.

Go to Canada with a problem, they can help. They are genuinely nice people, after all.

by nicelbackcanadian December 26, 2011

nice guy

A extinct sort of male human characterized by kindness, caring, and finishing last. Some claim to have seen or even met a nice guy, but experts agree that they died out many years ago.

Too bad there aren't any nice guys any more.

by liz January 15, 2005

Nice Girl

A female friend of some poor, insecure bustard, who loves her and gets close to her. He doesn't know that he is the guy of her dreams, as well. She endures their platonic relationship (he is always there to help her, like a demented puppy-dog). She hopes that they relationship may progress to something more. Sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to her that he loves her, but he is too chicken to go any further. She is fed up and unhappy, but she loves him enough not to show it. Therefore, out of disappointment and not to ruin the relationship, she tells him that she wants to be just friends. She still hopes for his decisive move though, but finally loses her virginity with someone else.

She used to be such a nice girl, but because of this pathetic bastard, look what became of her!

Behind every pathetic man there is a frustrated nice girl.

by just my name September 23, 2009

nice to go

Nice to go is used basically in the say way "way to go" is used, but just a lot cooler. It is a combination of "nice job" and "way to go". This phrase originated in Miami, Florida, and is the coolest phrase ever invented.

person 1: can you help me? i fell in a well.
person 2: nice to go.

(after someone trips, falls, runs into something, fails a test, or says something completely retarded)
person: NICE TO GO!!

by ashleeeeey January 2, 2008

right nice

Trailer park term for the degree at which something has value.

I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer.

by woody May 25, 2003