myspace metal

A type of metalcore, technical metal, or screamo that exists solely because myspace allows them to upload cliche music and send out bulletins about their "awesome shows" coming up. They are popular because the emo/scene/hxc people that read the bulletins go to the shows and mosh.

Emo: From The Ashes is the best band ever
Metalhead: Fuck that, it's myspace metal

by slayer157 October 21, 2007

Myspace

A website designed specifically to keep you up all night, adding people you don't know or like, refreshing the page every 5 minutes to check if someones messaged you and a stupid, annoying excuse for complete twats to act hard.

Guy: I had a fight with a guy yesterday
Girl: really? why?
Guy: he added my mate on "Myspace "
Girl: so you emailed him alot?
Guy: Yeah, then blocked him.

by Cassie; December 27, 2008

myspace

A networking website used by scene kids who have no idea how to use basic HTML let alone CSS. MySpace is also the internet's biggest popularity contest.

"On the downside, MySpace is full of sexual predators. On the upside, it’s full of sexual prey."

by Misfitus May 4, 2006

Mystery Meet

Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.

You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Mysauce

Any barely-alcholic party drink consumed by teenagers. A reference to the assumed young/immature crowd obsessed with Myspace.com

"Dude, there's a girl passed out in the bathroom."
"She must have been drinking before she got here. All they've got at this party is Mysauce."

by anizorb January 10, 2007

myspace scrooge

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

by Bill Nye the MySpace Guy January 9, 2008

MySpace Picture

Taking a picture of yourself using a camera phone. Either by holding it at arms length or reflection in the mirror. Specific purpose of this picture is to post on online communities.

Dude, did you see her MySpace Picture? She is hot, but she sure needs to clean up her bathroom.

by Lisa Lou1331 January 8, 2009