Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 26, 2003

spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.

Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.

by Noelleybellyboo March 28, 2007

Ragger Muffin

Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.

Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.

by V3r50n January 23, 2011

Raj muffin

A slang word for electronica reggae music.

"Man, that raj muffin performance was amazing! That Jamaican guy can sing!"

by JGarzzzzz January 03, 2010

Krump Muffin

A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.

Damn, that girls baking a Krump Muffin on the dancefloor.

by MK & HP April 09, 2011

Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018

bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.

Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.

by Leysie December 11, 2007