morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.

Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later

by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016

Grab morning by the biscuit

A morning hand job

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.

by JJjr April 12, 2013

Good morning gamers

Is the sound that PewDiePie make for calling the sheep council followers to a 30 minutes reunion

Good morning gamers today we will fuck water sheep

by the_damian_o7 March 13, 2020

Christmas Morning

That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.

Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!

by DiabloRain November 8, 2010

British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

by MsViviette March 31, 2011

The pacman good morning

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.

1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

by muskie123 June 9, 2009