dirty moose

when a moosedowner is doing a moosedownee doggystyle and takes his finger and smears the moosedownees lower lip with feces giving the moosedownee a moustache.

Last night I heard he gave that parapalegic girl a dirty moose.

by Jason Richards Air Force National Guard January 19, 2008

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Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 26, 2005

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Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.

Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS

by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009

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Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

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