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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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Sidhu Moose Wala

Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.
Dil Da nai Maada tera Sidhu Moose Wala!
by tej19 November 27, 2022
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 22, 2024
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Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.
"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"
by Planto360 September 24, 2024
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Moose

A reference to the highest God within the pantheon of animal deities.
by Limon1114 September 2, 2024
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winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
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moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag
moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise
by lil gergs February 12, 2024
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