Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021

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Honky monster

A white mans large dick noun

He showed his honky monster to her.

by Txpud63 March 9, 2020

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An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

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toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

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Monster Smash

Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."

by Sush God October 11, 2016

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bog monster

-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.

-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.

by Al Gettin' Stacks July 7, 2011

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