Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010

Max Mode

A method of dealing with a minor situation by overreacting, becoming irrational, aggressive & barbaric, and having an urge to shove anything, preferably fins, up someone's ass. Usually leads to jail time and over time, a bald head.

what's wrong with that guy? Oh, he's in Max Mode, better cover your ass!

by bo toman April 16, 2008

sloth mode

after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.

friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"

by doobiemaster420 May 6, 2011

depeche mode

Also means "Hurried Fashion" or "Hurried Mode".
'Dépêche', the word in french, is commonly used to hurry. Not really used as fast.

depeche mode,

Dépêche-toi, il va pleuvoir.

Hurry up, it's going to rain.

by A-L May 18, 2006

Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010

modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)

Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line

by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005

LeBron Mode

When you have your cellphone on silent.

AKA NO RING

sorry I missed your call, my phone was on lebron mode

by Kmoz June 14, 2011