MILF

the word milf is the defintion of carters mother,

when you see her you say " oh look at that milf"

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

milf

your mother; milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?

by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

milf day

April 8th

omg it's milf day

by ilovemilffs123 April 8, 2021

MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022