michael phelps

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
by britard December 26, 2006
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jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.
by lalalalalalal September 03, 2004
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Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.
by mmcluhan December 15, 2011
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marissa michaels

shy girl with great personality and good looks- nice when you get to kno her- funny jokes. pretty
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by CoolerThanLlamas09 January 24, 2009
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Michael Afton

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.
Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy
by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022
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The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."
by Big Big Name December 07, 2015
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michael jordan

none needed. he's the shit.
by F22 August 30, 2004
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