Archie melons 

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

Archie melons by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

absolute melon 

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

absolute melon by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Sweating melons 

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

Sweating melons by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

Royal melon 

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for

I got cloned by Royal melon

Royal melon by Micah crazy October 8, 2023

Carnegie Melon 

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

Carnegie Melon by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

yucky melon 

the term yucky melon is used to describe something that is extremely gross or disgusting

look that woman is licking her horse
ewww….yucky melon

yucky melon by yeehhhh December 23, 2023

White melon 

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.

Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.

White melon by willynilly March 22, 2024