meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 26, 2023

Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

meat beanie

The foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis.

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.

by Jhalika January 7, 2014

meat collar

excessive fatty flesh at the jowl

Bobby Bacala . . . in better shape, sure, but he never lost the meat collar.

by Edgar J. July 18, 2007

Meat chunk

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.

by Mayo Sanchez April 3, 2009

Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!

Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)

by Nerd blast September 12, 2016

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009