May 5

Ask someone for their hoodie day !

Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!

by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020

May 12

This people born on this day are gonna be the best and smartest people you Well ever meet!

People born one may 12 are the best

by UrbanMeh November 25, 2019

May 9

Grab every nigga In Yonkers dick

Can’t wait till May 9th

by Gabbyxmarie May 9, 2019

May 1st

The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.

“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”

by zemit2ymym October 17, 2019

may 17

may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry

person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!

by dumbbjuice May 9, 2020

May 1st

Today Is the day that you guys are supposed to let girls SMACK or TAP dat assssss.
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty

Hey what u doing?
Today is May 1st and I get to tap to ass ,duh

by by Breezy S. Baby December 17, April 30, 2019

May 13

National Game Day, on this day you are staying home from school and playing games the whole day.

Person1: Did you know it’s National Game Day tomorrow?
Person2: Yeah! It’s May 13th tomorrow! Let’s stay home and play games tomorrow!

by TheUsedGamer November 11, 2019