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Super Mario Sunshine 

Super Mario Sunshine Is a 3d platforming game developed by Nintendo originally for the GameCube but It can also be played on a Wii or a switch. It Is the second ever 3d Mario game In the series following Super Mario 64 and While not quite as revolutionary as Super Mario 64, Still a great game.
Super Mario Sunshine Is one of my favorites
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goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth
Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

Getting Mario Karted 

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

SKIPEPE MARIO 

skipepe mario issooo funny he is soooooo funney he seis sooooooof eunfnyy he is sooo funny
person 1: SKIPEPE MARIO IS IN MY TOILET.
skipepe mario: skipepe nep nep skipepe mario mario
person 2: 😭🙏

Evil Mario 

WILL THEY CRACK KURONA HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK HIORI HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK BAROU IN HIS MAID OUTFIT
WILL THEY TELL NEXUS TO KYS HELL YEAH
Evil Mario: I WILL BE CRACKING HIORI AND KURONA WHILE TELLING NEXUS TO KYS

Super Mario Divorce 

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
Racist Mario by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025