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Washing machine

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.
If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up
by Unannoymous September 20, 2006
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sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"
by saggy sammy August 1, 2008
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maching

A maximum rate of speed, usually associated with skiing or biking -usually on the edge of control.
Yo Mango! did you catch Psycho and Jumbo maching straight down the gut of Lefty's Bowl?
by Broheimian Bradley March 9, 2008
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john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.
by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007
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assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010
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rage against the machine

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER
Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.
by FreePablo January 5, 2004
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sex machine

To be very sexy.
"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)
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