Lunch

What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.

"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"

by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023

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School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.

Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

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Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man

person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.

by BobVance April 11, 2008

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getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

by zimdoh March 11, 2024

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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018

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School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!

I love eating school lunch In the U.S!

by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023

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