Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
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A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
Get the Throat Lotion Dispenser mug.Putting Ass or Sex at the end of a word to add comedic value. Usually used while texting or just talking to friends.
After School-Sex i'm going to go over Jake-asses house-sex and speak some Ass-Latin-sex"
by LostPossum June 28, 2011
Get the Ass-Latin mug.the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
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Get the Lip lotion mug.A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.
Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.
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