last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

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The Last Page Effect

The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.

Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."

Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."

by BorderlineApathetic March 3, 2025

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Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 12, 2023

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dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

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The Last Supper

No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.

Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."

A retard "Maybe they just-"

Hym "Nope."

A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"

Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

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