July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

July 3rd

July 3rd is national bully kisekui day

It’s July 3rd, that means we need to bully kisekui!

by kisekui July 2, 2021

July 13

July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂

Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really

“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”

by skankhunt23 July 3, 2023

July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 27, 2022

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”

by hisluvr July 3, 2022

July 28

This person is an ABSOLUTE HOMO and likes an unhealthy amount of penis.

"WOW they must be born on july 28"

by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022