Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised

*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"

by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman May 7, 2018

Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.

The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.

by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023

Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.

The ring irritated my finger taint.

by JohnySpade December 7, 2021