Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 02, 2018

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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

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rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

by Da real taint rev June 01, 2020

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Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by January 27, 2025

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