ear thorn

Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears.

John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy?
Ron: Yea, someone needs to tell he needs a trim!

by Jeff Gamble January 11, 2008

Cue-Ear

When playing a game of pool, you jab the tip of your cue in your opponents ear whilst they are trying to play, starting softly but progressively getting harder to cause them to miss or try kill you with their cue.

"Hey Dave's on the black. Give him a cue-ear so we win."

by Paknate August 22, 2007

hip ears

when you turn your jeans front pockets inside out and they flap about your hips

person 1 - dude! that guy looks totally cool with his pockets out like that!
person 2 - i know!! i wish my hip ears were as big as his

by charlie11101988 May 07, 2007

stink ear

The cat version of stink eye - when their ears are lowered against their head.

i accidently stepped on my cat's tail and he's been giving me stink ears all day.

by cyndij November 16, 2010

Ear Wormhole

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.

I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.

by MadmanGta February 24, 2017

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom September 04, 2007

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by stdjsc15 August 18, 2007