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Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023
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Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011
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Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.
I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky
by Klufsmash November 27, 2023
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Pit Pig

A man with an armpit fetish who enjoys sniffing and/or licking other men’s armpits because the masculine musk and tangy sweat turns him on.
A: “At first the armpit thing was a joke, but I think I might really be a Pit Pig. I want to taste that man’s sweat.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”
by YourMomIsAPsyop September 25, 2024
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Pit-Shot

When bar hopping, you make a pitstop at a bar to have just one shot of liquor then leave.
Guy 1: Hey should we grab a drink there?
Guy 2: Nah. Lets just go in for a pit-shot!
by Teeth Kaylor and DPH April 18, 2013
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whistle pit

When one whistles into an others armpit.

Can also be used as a stripper or porn star name.

May also refer to your sexual companion with this term.
Example: "oh ya that's the spot, whistle pit."
by Badgalbinder March 13, 2015
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The Pit

A synonym for a romantic relationship defined by insecurity, manipulation, stress, overreaction, outbursts, lying, and general toxicity. Often void of honesty, companionship, respect, dedication, and desire.
This new girl he's been dating's really got him in The Pit. We been hoping he gets outta there sometime soon.
by RDsCookie November 28, 2023
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