Minecraft

Minecraft is good. FORTNITE IS BAD

Guy 1:YO WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNITE
Guy 2: no
Guy 1:why:(
Guy 2: cause Minecraft is better
Guy 1 : dude that game is bad
Guy 2: no it gets you more pussy

by Bigbobbynpi September 9, 2020

Minecraft

One of the most amazing games, made out of pure Childhood

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft

Person 2: Of course, its one of my favorite games

by Hard rock >:) April 25, 2022

Minecraft pop filter

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

by Mxsked January 31, 2020

Minecraft

A game of the Gods

Person 1: Hey whats your favorite game?
Person 2: Minecraft!
Person 1: *bows down*

by Dababy89 April 28, 2021

minecraft

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by Themostnormalpersonhere January 10, 2021

minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.

"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"

by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023

evil minecraft

evil minecraft is a sinister empire of digital domination, a franchise spawned from the depths of Mojang Studios (once a mere indie studio, now a puppet of the corporate behemoth Microsoft). Conceived as a simple game, it has since mutated into a sprawling, omnipresent force, corrupting minds with its blocky landscapes and endless addiction loops. Under Microsoft's iron grip since 2014, the franchise has expanded its grasp beyond the game itself—spawning a legion of spin-offs, books, merchandise, insidious events, and even a looming cinematic spectacle designed to ensnare yet more victims. No corner of the world is safe from its pixelated influence.

do you wanna play evil minecraft
yes because im evil

by anonymous February 27, 2025