vape hipster

A vape hipster always has new, uncommon mods in their hands. They'll usually bash on popular, trendy mods and have or want U.S. Custom built mods.

Person 1: Look, I just got the new IPV!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!

by Branemu December 29, 2015

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

Cutthroat Hipster

A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.

Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.

by hipster1 April 11, 2017

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

NASA Hipster

A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.

That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.

by Zachschway June 4, 2018

1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).

Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019