Hippie Killer

Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.

That tractor is a real hippie killer. Those wheels are about to snatch him right out of that seat.

by jukeboxhero77 October 11, 2021

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organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

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Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.

“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin hasn’t left the house in days.”

“Dumbass wook.”

by Apairadeez February 19, 2025

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Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

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Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

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