Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches

Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop

by 8footbunch May 21, 2022

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.

Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.

by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

forbidden fruit syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit

Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”

Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”

by TSH01 July 28, 2023

sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023