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Leap Frog 

A Leap Frog is when you are giving a hot bitch the business up her tight ass and she jumps. Right before you shoot your load you ram your cock so far up her ass hole that she jumps to the ceiling like a rocket off your dick. Also, this is in conjunction with the strip of pain which is the cum residue leaking out of her hot ass.
Your reaming a hot bitch up the ass and right before you shoot your load you ram your cock so far up her ass hole that she jumps to the ceiling like a rocket off your dick which is a leap frog. Also, this is in conjunction with the strip of pain which is the cum residue leaking out of her hot ass.
Leap Frog by Hot Poker August 27, 2009
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Frogasum 

Getting Turned on and able to get an Orgasum or easily jerk off from your own or someone elses Afro.
That mans afro totally just gave me a Frogasum. Hold on while I go change.
Frogasum by Jokertone77 January 9, 2011
a bad bad man, who pounces on young underage girls and licks their faces with his long sticky tounge
teacher:' arrest that man jumping like le frog.'
little girl: 'omg get off my face'
le frog by ribbit_king May 18, 2009

if a frog had wings 

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
if a frog had wings by SKTom March 19, 2009
Acronym for "fucking ran out of gas," used especially in nursing homes to explain when an old man or lady dies.
"Did you hear about old lady Smith? She frogged last Tuesday."
FROG by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007
Past tense of Frog -- to be kicked or punched in the testicles.
He tried rubbing up against me, so I frogged him.
frogged by L'editrix June 1, 2007

frog licker 

an individual usually affilliated with the democratic political party also refered to at times as a lib or a left wing wacko and also believes the polar bears belong on earth and humans don't
i had a debate with a nature nazi, frog licker, bark humping, toad sucking the polars bears have a right to be here us humans don't, left wing wacko who said my SUV is melting the ice caps and doesn't knock Al Gore for poluting the air when he is flying his private fossil fuel burning jet across america poluting the air 15X times worse than my SUV will do in 20 life times
frog licker by Mike Schultz January 21, 2008