"Captain, we've struck an iceberg. The ship's sinking and we're all going to die, even Kate Winslet!"
(Pause for draw on pipe and thoughtful gaze into middle distance)
"Well I Never"
(Pause for draw on pipe and thoughtful gaze into middle distance)
"Well I Never"
by CycleMichael June 04, 2012
The Heavenism always win fallacy is a logical fallacy by no matter what tier you are I will win even if you debunk every lasts thing I will win
“Go ahead and write results
You’ve committed a fallacy
What fallacy
The Heavenism always wins fallacy”
You’ve committed a fallacy
What fallacy
The Heavenism always wins fallacy”
by Shah sanche March 03, 2024
Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.
Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.
by Samael Lucifer Morningstar June 05, 2024
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 29, 2021
One win and don’t know how to act
by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021
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