fap free february

fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.

Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.

fap free february by dimitri yellowboi November 11, 2018

National hug your crush day February 27

Screenshot this and send it to your crush and they have to give you a hug

National hug your crush day February 27; means your crush has to hug you no matter what

National hug your crush day February 27 by Linda Olivia February 26, 2020

February 25 

Get your girlfriend flowers to show her how much you appreciate her fine lookin ass

Girl* Oh baby! There beautiful, why did you get them for me? Boy* Because its February 25, you be always lookin finnneeee and i want to show u i appreciate your fine lookin ass

February 25 by Shoveitindaddy69 February 23, 2020

February 16 

The day of making love to your cousin

Dude I had the best February 16th.

February 16 by CousinSleeperWither October 15, 2019

february 3 

February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one

Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense

february 3 by Ipissandshid October 15, 2019

February 25th 

February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.

Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”

February 25th by coryandtrevor October 15, 2019

February 

Fingerless February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

February by SorryBabyDoll November 3, 2019