Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff

"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Express

Express is a new and upcoming 5 member pop girl group set to debut March 1st, 2021.

“Wait, you’ve heard of Express too! I’m so excited for their debut.”

by Express Official January 22, 2021

Expoderptial

Exponentially dumb(derp).

The conversation became expoderptial as the flat Earther kept failing in proving his claims.

The movie started off good, but soon got expoderptial.

by Ed Frees March 21, 2021

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

Expressert

Expert in expressing opinions and views not necessarily of their own.

These days evverybody is an expressert on the origin of COVID-19 virus.

by Aawasthi May 28, 2021

Explorer 500

An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.

Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”

Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*

by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021

expodetious

beautifully, amazingly

i keep it expodetious

by dabaddestmf June 13, 2021