egberted

When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.

Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.

by midnightmag June 18, 2011

Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

by Soid January 20, 2007

energy drink

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.

Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!

by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014

edner

1)a bucket thats mostly lighter fluid or just didn't burn any weed.
2)a dirt bitch that you'd only do last call.

dirt brew, edner

that slut was a mad edner

by gaycrew June 26, 2009

Polish Energy Drink

The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.

He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.

by Zesty Zach January 17, 2011

dilf energy

a 6’2 commie with lesbian music taste and a pink beard

nah man, hes a 6’2” communist listening to fiona apple and he has a pink beard. that radiates dilf energy.

by addrrall May 14, 2021

energy ball tennis

The WORST boss fight gimmic ever in the history of gaming that needs to be destroyed

I just finished a long game of energy ball tennis

by dirteater November 19, 2016