Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023

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Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

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ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 4, 2023

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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them

"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."

by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

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Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

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